Fortran's Adventure Island

I know Fortran died. But i'm using him, so huh?
Cast:
Fortran > Master Higgins
Ulona > Tina
Dr. Robotnik > Great King (watch the anime if you don't know him)
Awesome Smile > Random Rolling Boulder
Inglip > Octopi
Vagineer > Cobra
Moar Krabs > Zigmo
Trollface > Basser
Not Stu > Hudson's mascot

I do not own Adventure Island or Hudson. This isn't meant to hurt Hudson Soft's feeling and is only for entertainment purposes.

Also, OVER 9000 SOLD... !

Comment plz. I am not esquizofrenic.